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how to sneak a vape into a football game

by Prof. Jaren Ferry MD Published 2 years ago Updated 1 year ago
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Can you bring a vape to a football game?

All guests are prohibited from smoking (including electronic cigarettes, vaporizers or similar products) inside and outside of the stadium at any time. Smoking is prohibited inside the stadium. This includes electric cigarettes.

Can metal detectors detect vapes?

The answer is: No, not all vape pens will be detected by a metal detector. The reason for this is because some vape pens are made from plastic, but most are made from metal. As a result, if a person has a plastic vape pen that they want to use, they can do so without being detected by the detector.

How do you sneak in a vape?

How to zero vapeMultiple short inhales: Take a small puff. Instead of immediately exhaling, quickly inhale a short bit of air again from mouth and nose. Still not exhaling. ... One deep inhale: Take a small puff. Then take that puff down to the lungs in a long and deep inhale, lasting about three to five seconds.

Will TSA take out my vape?

When a carry-on bag is checked at the gate or plane side, all electronic cigarette and vaping devices, along with any spare lithium batteries, must be removed from the bag and kept with the passenger in the aircraft cabin.

Does vaping rot your teeth?

Tooth grinding slowly wears away tooth enamel. This makes your teeth more susceptible to chips, cracks and cavities. As vaping dries the mouth, it can also cause bad breath....Are there any other ways that vaping can damage teeth?Oral health conditionCaused by SmokingCaused by vapingGum diseaseYesYes5 more rows

How much is a vape detector?

Vape detectors can cost anywhere from a few hundred dollars to over a thousand. The higher-end devices, like the Halo Smart Sensor, can cost between $800 and $1,200, depending on the vendor.

Where do I hide a vape?

Here are a few easy places to hide them before the whole family gets off the elevator.Inside an empty can of White Claw. ... Under your Hilltern badge. ... Inside the Wonk Cat's house. ... On your roommate's desk. ... Inside an empty bottle of Absolut you filled with decorative pebbles.

Why do teens vape?

addiction, they like the “hit” they get from nicotine. appealing flavors (e.g. fruit, candy, dessert) devices are seen as trendy, or a status symbol. they consider vaping “harmless” and “safer than smoking” in order to quit or cut down on smoking.

What is the easiest vape trick?

#1 Best Vape Trick | The Ghost (Beginner Level) This method is also called the 'Snap Inhale' or the 'Mushroom Cloud', and it involves blowing out a cloud of vapor before sucking it rapidly back in. It is one of the easiest vaping tricks, so if you're a beginner at this then look no further.

Will TSA take my vape if I'm under 18?

The TSA has no policy regarding the use of vapes by minors, including people under 21. Therefore, you can bring a vape on a plane regardless of your age. If you're flying with a vape or bringing a vape on an airplane, it should be kept in the carry-on baggage rather than in the check-in luggage.

1. Duct-tape Flask to Body

Flasks are probably the easiest tool you can use to sneak in your booze. Not to mention that taping it close to the family jewels will make it less likely to be found. Plus you can be sure security doesn’t get paid half as much as your urologist. And unless they swing that way, I highly doubt they’ll want to go anywhere near your goods.

2. iFlask

I’m pretty sure this was not a Steve Jobs invention. But nonetheless, it is still very innovative in it’s own way. This contraption will not only make you seem technologically up to date, but it can hold up to 5 ounces of your preferred poison. iCool!

3. Binocular Flask

If you don’t really care to watch the game up close, then this is the contraption for you. You may not actually see the game, but at least if you’re drunk enough, you can imagine the outcome you hope for. Hell, you can even be the star quarterback if you want. It brings Fantasy Football to a whole new level!

4. Umbrella Flasks

Here’s an apparatus that will make you pray for rain on game day for once. Not only will it keep you dry, all the booze you consume will warm you up at the same time! Plus no one will even bother to question you when you bring it in. That’s a win-win situation if you ask me!

5. Flask Tampon

Women always complain when Aunt Flo comes visiting. But this is certainly one way you won’t be hearing any whining. Pack a few of these babies into your female cohorts bag and you should be good to go. In case you get stopped by the stadium’s security, you don’t even have to flinch. No man in his right mind would ever want to go near them, ever.

6. Drunken Wallet

Even if this can only had a minimal amount of booze, at least it can still pack a punch with it’s 2 ounce quantity. Make the liquor count and fill it up with some Johnny Black or Jim Beam for maximum effect. For once your wallet will be your friend.

7. Secret Beer Belly

This is probably the least suspecting, booze-sneaking gadget there is. Not only does the average male sport spectator already have a beer belly, there’s really no secret about it! It’s getting the beefy sentinel standing guard at the gates to believe that your belly feels less like a waterbed than actual fat that will be the problem.

Step 1: Prepare the Booze

Take your booze and pour some into a resealable zipper storage bag. You want just enough to last 6-7 innings - mine has roughly 5 ounces of whiskey. Push as much of the air out of the bag as possible before sealing it.

Step 2: Secure the Booze

Attach one end of the string to a belt or belt loop one the front of your pants. Ladies who are wearing dresses/skirts, sorry, but I don't have a solution for you. Since I have never worn a dress/skirt, as a result, I have yet to come across this problem while wearing one. Also, hipsters with skinny jeans, this will not work for you as well.

Step 3: Simple!

Carefully insert the bag into the front of your pants. Ideally, the bag will hang right in front of your junk - except for the overzealous T.S.A.

Step 4: Walk Slowly

Walk through the line with a smug look on your face and empty the booze into a container once you're inside! Extremely simple. Extremely effective!

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